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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

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I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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Tagged: #for real tho 

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Tagged: #about me 

jackwhynand:

tfw

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levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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