Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable