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deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned

(via nolifesammie)

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

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justacasgirl:

one of those things is not like the others

(Source: barack-obottm, via sexysatanicrituals)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji, via beyoncebeytwice)

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via sassytaco)

I didn’t realize that until you said it but you’re right 👀

I downloaded my state’s local news station’s app and this is the only notification it’s given me maybe I should uninstall it…

knightofcoitus:

(via the-wandering-grunt)

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420memeboy:

buy-soundcloud-services:

420memeboy:

everytime i took a shit in the dorm bathroom someone turns on the hand dryer or plays really loud electronic music so i can let it rip without feeling awkward. thanks guys

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way to ruin my top notch quality post

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

(Source: f25analogy, via whatheheckaroo)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via the-god-focker)

me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck
me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss